Tales from Canada

Based on a true story.

So, Sheina and I arrived safely in Ottawa, Canada. It was a great and beautiful city filled with all sorts of things to see and smell. I found this on a street corner and couldn't help but to investigate what sort of animal would leave me to such a tasty treat

I searched the streets high and low , when at some point I felt I was the only being sought out after.

And after much to my surprise, it was a moose, and also to my amazement, In Canada, after a moose has been sighted, it turns into in INSTANT JAMBOREE!

I began partying it up like it was 1849

then as if it were 1991

My lovely girlfriend Sheina began to dance along the lush green shore line.

I sat back and eat poutin (a Canadian delicious involving french fries, cheese curds and gravy)

Then we decided to relax and take advantage of this cheesy photo opportunity.

Then something strange began to happen. The flash from the camera began to grow more and more intense until we both were ingulfed in one bright light.

We traveled through time it seemed. Sheina tried to defend herself with doing Power Ranger impersonations..... this was not very effective.

Turns out dinosaurs just need to be reasoned with through words....who knew?

SUDDENLY, we were leaped forward in time to the present.

back in Ottawa, things were calm, so we decided to check out some of the great sights the city had to offer.

And just as we thought it couldn't be any more relaxing and calm....

A giant mechanical spider began to terrorize the city, making it's way towards one of those bible places

So, once again, it was time to take action! So I picked up this giant tower and hurled it at the spider. Saving the city.

the villagers rejoiced and began to write songs about the majestic battle. Some even played guitar on a Nintendo DSi.

Oh, and also Canadians refer to their Men as Homies as well, just..... they spell it a little different.

some of the events told in this story may or may not have happened